Happy New Year motha fuckah!
Sorry for the delay. I sent ya a letter like two months ago, but when you moved they sent it right back to my arse. So, this time you will be getting two letters from me, huzzah! So what's up man. Hope you don't move again, or you will be getting three letters five months from now! Actually, I hope you do move out of that hell hole and back to Tampa. geez, hurry up already foo. yer gonna miss fantasy football if you stay in there too long. I'll tell you my secret weapon for next years draft.
Connor Barth. Dude is gonna kill it. Just you watch sukka!
Anyways, how ya been? I have some crazy news for ya. Are you ready for this? Amanda is pregnant. Dude, I have no idea what to do! I can't be a daddy I don't know how to change diapers. I hope my kid likes Smash Bros and Final Fantasy. lol But seriously, she told me a couple of weeks ago and I haven't told my parents yet. Not sure how my mom is going to like this news. I bet she flips the fuck out. I'm kinda freaking out now too, and now I'm looking for a second job again. Shits gonna be crazy around here for me now. I better think of a bad ass name. I was thinking Maximilian. What do you think?
Er, yeah...that. I won in one of my fantasy football leagues. Out of 5 I only won one. And it wasn't even a money league! Shit! Funny thing, the team I won with had the worst record out of all my teams. Crazy!
Bucs went 10-6...just like I predicted...whaaaat! I told you. No one wanted to believe me. Everyone thought I was crazy, you all doubted me. Now look at me, I was right. *dances* Oh yeah, oh yeah! Can ya dig that sukka! BOO YA!
I just watched Takers last night. It was a lot better then what I thought it was gonna be, but still nothing to write about. Oh snap, I'm writing about it right NOW. OMG! I also saw the Green hornet, and the new Bruce Lee guy had some bad ass fight scenes. The did Seth Rogen right. He had his moment to be a bad ass, but messes up at the very end. It seemed appropriate, and funny. The movie was pretty cool. You seen any movies in thar?
I heard that you were growing out yer hair. ME TOO! High five! My hair looks kinda ridiculous right now. I'm not gonna cut it until Steve's wedding.
Man this one minute conversation stuff is bullsheet mang! Why can't I talk to you longer? It's stupid.
Dude I saw the craziest shit the other day. I was at Gonzalo's house and his mom came in and started snooping around. Gomez flipped the fuck out. I mean, dude went clinically insane for a little bit. He had a huge temper tantrum and picked up his and tried to throw her out of the house. He started punching the wall and shit. I was like...uh can we keep playing NBA 2k11 now? Dude seriously needs to take some anger management classes. lol Chill out.
lol So yeah, NBA2k11 is awesome. Jordan is so bad ass. Me and Gomez did a fantasy draft where we could draft old and new school players to the teams in the playoffs. I sucked but somehow the only team I advanced with managed to win everything. My Magic team was dope. Check this squad out. Melo, Blake Griffin, John Stockton, Moses Malone, and Vince Carter were my starters. Off my bench I had Nate Robinson, John Childress, Jon Starks, Rip, and some other guys. Team was sick nasty!
So I'm heading to Burning Tree's CD release party tonight! They are finally getting a Cd out there. It's gonna be epic. I get a free copy for eight bucks entrance, but Elgin said he might get us in for free. So we shall see! Next week is Gasparilla. That should be fun. If I get off....
So Packers, Steelers Superbowl? Or Anyone other then the Jets. Fuck Mark Sanchez. Fuck Rex Ryan. Fuck Brett Favre and his real comfortable dick jeans. Fuck airplanes and anything green too! A Rod baby. I've been on his junk forever now. And finally people are starting to see his greatness. I saw it all along. Don't sleep on Josh freeman either. Dude is sick nasty also. Now all I need is Cam Newton to go to the Dolphins and I will be set. Man the Dolphins suck! What the hell. It's like all the dumb ass Tampa executives who used to make all those shitty moves for the Bucs in the old days retired ad moved down south only to fuck up Miami's team like they did with Tampa. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc.
Dude, the Heat are killing it. I still find it hard to imagine Lebron and Wade on the same team. Not in a million fantasy drafts would you ever be able to assemble that team. How the hell did Pat Riley make that happen? He is a diabolical genius. I love it! Man, the Internet sure loves to hate on the Heat. I found this website, it's fucking hysterical. It's called mrslebronwade.com. lol The premise is Lebron is the bitch in the relationship because he went to Wade's team, right? So the website has all these pictures with hot ass chicks, except the have Lebrons face. LOL It's fucking crazy. There are some where they will have a chick and a dude holding each other and throw in Wade and Lebron's face in the image. It's some funny shit. What's even more funny is that they went even further in the parody with Wade and Lebron having a kid and that kid being baby Bosh. LOL So they have all these baby pictures with Chris Bosh's big ass head superimposed in them. It's freaking hilarious. lol Good times.
So anyways man. I miss ya. You need to lock it up and get back over here already. I hope everything goes your way and I pray that you come back to us. You know we miss you. Love ya man. And oh, by the way I was totally joshing you about the pregnancy thing. Amanda is not pregnant...I hope. lol Got ya bitch!
Heart, Ryan
